Either J-Dog has a rather overactive imagination, or he needs to surround himself with less social inanimate objects.
Okay, I don’t usually do this, but I feel like I should give a little disclaimer here. This isn’t going to turn into a “Boooo religion, bad!” kind of story or anything like that, and this particular page isn’t meant as a blanket statement on Christianity by any means. This is a story about one man’s life, the complicated relationships of all things therein, and his search for some reconciliation amongst them.
Also gay sex and vibrators.
The next page should be up late Thursday/early Friday. In the meantime, go listen to the new Lord Huron album that came out today because it’s pretty much the best thing ever.
Gay Sex and Talking Bibles? This is my JAM!
What can I say? I try to include a little something for everyone.
Mind your own business, freaky anthropomorphic bible.
Just wait’ll we get to the musical scene where all the other things in the drawer join in and start singing!
I bet the lube has a great tenor.
Every person who would have a misconception like that AND read all the way up to this point, should probably look deep into themselves first.
Haha, honestly I agree. But I figured I might as well cover all my bases!